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43 Year Old · Male · Invited by: 73699 · Joined on July 30, 2006 · Born on March 14th · 2 referrals joined! · 2 different people have a crush on me!
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Okay then, About me.. To be honest there isn't a great deal to tell but I'll have a go!

I was born in London's Stepney hospital during the spring of 1981 but it wasn't until I started to walk and talk that the trouble started.

I lived in Stepney for the first 4 years of my life before moving Northwards to Liverpool which is where I developed my love for the 'Mighty' Liverpool F.C. and my first ever childhood sweetheart but before I knew it, we were packing up and moving back down South, this time to the London suburb of Dagenham in Essex where I resided up until November '07 when a promotion sent me to Abbotts Langley in Hertfordshire.

I'm a fairly easy going bloke, there's not too much that you can say, do or show me that will shock me,

I do however have a couple of annoyances that piss me off if overly repeated and they lie in the domain of spelling and grammar. Typo's I don't mind as they can be unavoidable when writing at speed but I really wish that people would acknowledge the difference between There, Their and They're and Your and You're. Do not send me a friend request saying "Your hot" because I do not own one and even if I did you would be merely pointing that out!

I can be seen as a pervert, I am just completely at ease with my sexual preferences and as open about them as anyone wants me to be.

I don't want to join your lounge so please don't bother inviting me.

I don't contest bomb anyone, so don't bother asking.

I decide who I become a fan of and who I put in my family so asking me to fan you before I add you could effectively end our conversation if you get offended by the word NO.

I have no interest in being ANYBODY'S Fu-Boyfriend, Fu-Husband, Fu-Wife or Fu-gimp, regardless of who you are.

I am a nice bloke when you get to know me, I can say nice things to you about you, but please don't mistake this for my being in love with you and do not expect it.. It's the Internet for fuck's sake!

I'm real, honest and I'll talk about anything.

If you want a honest opinion about anything then I am the person to ask as I won't lie to give you the safe answer.. unless you ask me to. lol.

I can be a fucker as far as replying to my mail, I may not reply straight away but I'll get there.. I'm not always here when my online icon is flashing but if you want to chat, have a punt.. Who knows?!!

My private folders are private for a reason.. I'm not exactly sure what that reason is but they pretty much all come come unlocked as soon as we are friends anyway.
I've had to alter this to make the folders 'Family Only' but if you want to see what's in there, just ask.. The worst I can say is no, though I really doubt that I will ;)

You can rip any pic you like.. except for the ones that I ripped of other members.



Oh, I almost forgot.. Welcome to my page!


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43 Year Old · Male · Invited by: 73699 · Joined on July 30, 2006 · Born on March 14th · 2 referrals joined! · 2 different people have a crush on me!
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  • Someone ⇒ Pickles
    hi

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  • Apple BottomPickles
    just stopin by to say hello and tell you that I miss you.I hope to hear from you soon.

    15 years ago · Reply
  • SissyPickles
    Brand new lounge on Fubar come check the madness out please.http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=61110

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  • Apple BottomPickles
    Just thought that I would drop by and say HI. I haven't talked to you in forever...I miss my fu-husband or I guess your my ex fu-husband now but I still love and miss ya...kisses all over that sexy body of yours...

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  • Someone ⇒ Pickles
    Check your cellphone messages.

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    (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•.~ *Muah*

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  • Lady JustinePickles
    You have a new Snapvine message if they actually let me record it... I've just realised it's been a remarkably long time since I sang you a song or read you a story, so I shall write some today for you.

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  • FOREVERMURPHYSPickles
    Hello Pickles!! How ya been?

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  • Lady JustinePickles
    Hello! I'm tired from all your poking. I've sent you a goitre, just to make you miss me more. I've found a new boyfriend. He's a geek. I saw him last night at the Sugababes concert. He had a hi-tec rucksack, which alerted me to the fact he more than likely lives at home with his mother. He had a little notepad that he wrote all the songs down in order in, and he had two pens, in case one broke. I tried to stalk him, but my sister made me back off. She muttered something about third generation imbeciles and compulsory sterilisation, so I'll have to wait until the next time they come to Manchester.

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Pickles
    They say it takes a minute to find a special person, and day to appreciate them, a week to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

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  • Someone ⇒ Pickles
    Awwww. Sorry I missed you love. I'll catch you later. xoxoxoxo

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  • Lady JustinePickles
    Well, you should learn to lie still

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  • Lady JustinePickles
    I thought that was because of the biting...

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  • Lady JustinePickles
    And you love that as well...

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  • Lady JustinePickles
    You know you love it!

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