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As everyone knows, I just moved from Sacramento to Fort Smith Arkansas. All I asked for was a fun and safe trip which I did not get. To start off my daughter and her husband didn't even have enough money for gas, let alone motels and food. Everything was going ok until I found out my son in law was taking highway 40 and we were taking highway 10. They had my son in laws dad driving the pickup pulling my kids RV. The engine in the truck through a rod so they sold the truck and RV and put the dad on a bus back to sac. I drove into Phoenix. I woke up the next morning to a phone call from my son in law telling me that his mom was calling and talking shit about me. I went ape shit on her and came so close to dumping her on the side of the road. I was like who the fuck talks shit about someone that is footing the bill for her to be with her son. I made her drive because my legs wer screaming at me.  We drove to texas which in itself was a cluster fuck. GPS told me to go down County Road 165. Looked like a gravel road so off we went. About 200 yards from the main highway, we started sinking in the mud. We were stuck 4 1/2 hours and had 3 tow trucks show up and leave. I found a heavy rescue company that had a rotator with 1,000 feet of cable. They got us out and we found a small motel which the next morning was raided by ICE. An ICE Agent advised the motel was used to house illegal mexicans until they could be moved. By this time I had big ugly blisters on my feet and could not drive. When we got into OK I was sleeping. I heard a siren and realized we were getting puiled over. My son in laws mom started freaking out. She told me she hasn't had a drivers license in 20 yrs. The state trooper took my license and  started reading vicki the riot act for going 100mph in a 70 mph zone. I got a warning and she got 2 tickets. Before we could get to the new house my daughter called and said we had a roach infestation. I called an exterminator and had the house sprayed.