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From Fort Worth, TX·
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on May 17th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
47 Year Old
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Male
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From Fort Worth, TX·
Joined on December 15, 2007
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on May 17th
·4 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
47 Year Old
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Male
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From Fort Worth, TX·
Joined on December 15, 2007
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on May 17th
·4 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
RECIPE:HOW TO MAKE LOVEIngredients:4 Laughing eyes4 Well-shaped legs4 Loving arms2 Firm milk containers2 Nuts1 soft, warm mixing bowl1 Firm bananaDirections:1. Look into laughing eyes.2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.Notes:1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.3. If cake rises, leave town.Have a great day
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HUG TIMEThis poem is very sweet. It will be interesting tosee who sends it back. Forward this on and back.If I could catch a rainbowI would do it just for youand share with you its beautyOn the days you're feeling blue.If I could build a mountainYou could call your very own;A place to find serenity,A place to be alone.If I could take your troublesI would toss them in the sea,But all these things I'm findingare impossible for me.I cannot build a mountainOr catch a rainbow fair,But let me be what I know best,A friend who's always there.This is a Hug Certificate!!Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve AHug(Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It toYou.)You might send it to your enemies as well!It'll really tic 'em off!If you receive this back 2 times ... You're off to agood start,unless you sent it to yourself. That's cheating!If you receive this back 3 times. You're a goodfriend.If you receive this back 4 times....... You are popular I wanna be just like you.If you receive this back 5 times or more, there areangels watching over you.
