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44 Year Old · Male · Joined on October 23, 2006 · Born on March 10th · 1 referrals joined!
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44 Year Old · Male · Joined on October 23, 2006 · Born on March 10th · 1 referrals joined!
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Im Scottish six foot and medium built i enjoy watching films Playing football(soccer), and being drunk (because i do it so well), Some of my favourite films are devils rejects the texas chainsaw massacre and from hell, i love getting inked and have about 40 now and just like to make freinds



44 Year Old · Male · Joined on October 23, 2006 · Born on March 10th · 1 referrals joined!
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Im a fan of icp and twiztid Bam Margera and the cky crew and enjoy the jackass films and fuckin around!!!!
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1. How old are you?24-26
2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight
3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have
4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course
5. How many sexual partners have you had?More than 15
6. What is your pubic hair style?Totally shaved off
7. What kind of underwear do you wear?Briefs
8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Both taken and been in them
9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Nope, I am modest
10. Do you watch porn?Yes, and I own some of my own
11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes, been watched, but never watched others
12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?About 5 inches
13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?No, I'm straight as can be
14. What is your favorite sexual position?Doggie style
15. Are you circumcised?Yes I am
16. What gets you off fastest?Hand job
17. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can
18. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a threesome
19. Have you ever paid for sex?Nope, never
20. When did you lose your virginity?15-16 years Old
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We don't care if you talk to other guys.


We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait
till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in.

let us pay for you!

dont "feel bad"

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say "thank you."

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not what you are.

honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.

on the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change. ditch his sorry ass, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ..and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance

Guys repost this if you agree

Girls repost this if you think it's cute

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this


*Holdin Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of
times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.


By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you.

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love her
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*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat


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