I once heard a rumor
About a man with a tumor
The tumor was big
Big and shaped like a pig
The pig was really pink
The pink pig knew a mink
The mink was white and black
His parents named him Jack
Jack also had a twin
The twin name was sin
Sin was evil and bad
Bad and always mad
Mad and sad was Pan
Pan is the wife of the man
The man that had the tumor
But the tumor was just a rumor