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Slip me the tongue
created @ 03/12/2008 03:32 pm
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OK.. so my daughter's boyfriend decides that he wants to cook dinner for everyone. I come home and it smells really good... so I peek in the cooking pot expecting to find Roast and taters. I remove the lid and there are these three tongues wiggling in the boiling water and they are talking to me too! "lalalla".. just like you would think a tongue would do! I am a little freaked. The way I see it I got 2 options. Eat elsewhere and hurt feelings.. or try to eat the meal and pray I keep it down. My Choices are:

A. Slip out to Steak and Shake

OR

B. Slip me the tongue
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