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| | Son-In-Law |
| created @ 07/11/2008 11:46 pm |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
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| As a mother passes her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Banging on the door, the mother yelled, "What in the world is going on in there?!" The daughter replied, "Mom, I am 35, unmarried, and this thing is as close as I am going to get to having a real husband. Please, go away and leave me alone!" The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzzing noise coming from the other side of the closed door. Yelling thru the door, the father asked, "What's going on in there?!" The daughter again replied, "Dad, I am 35, unmarried, and this thing is as close as I am going to get to having a real husband. Please, go away and leave me alone!" A couple of days later, the mother returned home from grocery shopping, and after she finished putting away all of the groceries, she heard the same buzzing noise that was coming from her daughter's room, but was astonished to hear it coming from the living room of all places. When she went into the living room, she saw her husband sitting on the couch, drinking a beer, watching TV and a vibrator buzzing away next to him on the couch. The wife asked in shock, "What in the Hell are you doing!?!?" The husband calmly replied, " I am watching football with my Son-In-Law." |
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