Stopped by to show sum Monday luv

HI!,it's your buddie Andy here,just thought i'd drop by and send some love and best wishes for the weekend.i'm snowed in,so looks like my saturday will have to be indoors all day,but thats not so bad,as i've got a roaring fire,plenty beers,and plenty time to thinkhow to dig myself out.so i'll enjoy myself no matter what.Anyway whatever your up to ,enjoy..take care.xxx

Welcome to the Christmas edition of getting to know your friends. Okay, here's what you're supposed to do, and try not to be a SCROOGE!!! Just copy (not forward) this entire email and paste into a new e-mail that you can send. Change all the answers so that they apply to you. Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person that sent it to you..Tis the Season to be NICE! Wrapping paper or gift bags?NEWSPAPER. When do you put up the tree?OUCH !!!!THAT WOULD BE SORE.. Favorite gift received as a child? SOCKS.. Hardest person to buy for?SANTA.Easiest person to buy for? MYSELF. Have you ever made love on christmas day?USUALLY TOO DRUNK ,TO GET A WOODY.. Worst Christmas gift you ever received?A CHOCOLATE FIRE GUARD.. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? TOILET ROLL.. Lights on the tree? 8 LAMPS. Favorite Christmas song?I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS EVERY YEAR..Do you worry about your weight at christmas?WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE,I'LL STILL GET CALLED FATTIE.. The best gift you have given at Christmas is? SOCKS.. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? THE FOLLOWING CHRISTMAS. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? DRUNKS LIKE ME WHO SPEAK A LOT OF CRAP.Do you like christmas?WELL IT'S SAVED ME A LOT OF MONEY ON SOCKS.. What do you want for Christmas this year?SOCKS.. Who is most likely to respond to this? SOMEONE WHO IS BORED..Do you know what the 12th day of christmas is?THE 12 FIDDLERS FIDDLING HAVE ALL COME DOWN WITH"VD" FROM FIDDLING WITH THE TEN LADIES DANCING..What time do usually get up christmas day?THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT TIME THE KIDS START PLAYING WITH THEIR DRUM SET ,I GUESS AROUND 4AM..Do you expect a white christmas were you live?ABSOLUTELY ... HERE IN SCOTLAND. WE GET GLORIOUS SUNSHINE 364 DAYS A YEAR,CHRISTMAS IS THE ONLY DAY WE GET SNOW.If santa doesnt turn up at your house this year what will you do?STOP BELIEVING IN THE CUNT.

What I want for ChristmasIt was coming up to Christmas and Sammy asked his mum if he could have a new bike. So, she told him that the best idea would be to write to Santa Claus. But Sam, having just played a vital role in the school nativity play, said he would prefer to write to the baby Jesus. So his mum told him that would be fine.Sam went to his room and wrote ' Dear Jesus, I have been a very good boy and would like to have a bike for Christmas.' But he wasn't very happy when he read it over. So he decided to try again and this time he wrote 'Dear Jesus, I'm a good boy most of the time and would like a bike for Christmas.' He read it back and wasn't happy with that one either. He tried a third version. 'Dear Jesus, I could be a good boy if I tried hard and especially if I had a new bike.' He read that one too, but he still wasn't satisfied.So, he decided to go out for a walk while he thought about a better approach. After a short time he passed a house with a small statue of the Virgin Mary in the front garden. He crept in, stuffed the statue under his coat, hurried home and hid it under the bed. Then he wrote this letter. 'Dear Jesus, If you want to see your mother again, you'd better send me a new bike.'Q: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer"Olive" ?A: Yeah, you know,"Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"Did you hear about the man who went to the fancy dress party as a bone ?A dog ate him in the hall !

Hello,so hows it going..You all set for Christmas?it looks like we can get a white christmas here this year,as it's been snowing on and off this past 2 weeks..Anyway hope your in the Christmas Festive spirit,and you've got my present all wrapped and waiting to send.lol...Santa says i've been real good boy this year..so i'll be getting lots of toys...He also told me that you've been a good girl,so lots of dollys for you...Have a wonderful weekend,and i'll sure be in touch again before santa arrives..take care.oxoxoxo

Hello honey, just wanted to stop by and show some love. Hope you had a great thanksgiving,have a wonderful weekend,whatever your plans ,enjoy and be safe.bye for now.xoxoxoxo

Happy (early) Birthday!!

hello,my special friend, Hope all is well with you this lovely day! May you have a day filled with joy and all good things, Hon! Much love, warm hugs, and blessings! Muahz!take care.

great profile and a gorgeous woman

Happy Valentines Day!

Wondering where you've been!

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