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Shepherd, TX
this is funny here!!!
created @ 06/11/2007 02:48 am
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True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the
ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum
jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
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