Sorsh: I would ask how it's going but apparently the answer is sideways
ImGoing Sideways: mmhmm exactly!
Sorsh: hopefully you're not in the group One Direction
Sorsh: and how does that work with sex? I'm not sure I recall any sideways maneuvers
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Sorsh: do Eskimo men call women's twats Eskimo Pies? And since it's so cold up there are they always carpet munching?
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Sorsha: how are you cheeky bugga
Skie: lol better than yesterday, hungry tho
Skie: going to stick a cucumber up my pussy and have it for lunch
Sorsha: veggies and dip
Sorsha: nice
Skie: LOL
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Sorsha: snogging sounds like you're vacuuming someone's ass
Smit: lol wtf
Sorsha: that's what they call kissing and tongue in uk
Smit: snoggin yes.. how you know what vacuuming someone's ass sounds like ya freak lol
Sorsha: how else was I gonna get the hamster out ffs
Smit: lmao
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Sorsha: damnit now I have to pee hahaha
Rickie: kinky into water sports mmmm baby
Rickie: lmfao fuck u nut go before u wet yaself
Sorsha: aww sweet warmth hahaha that would be the hottest shit to flow between my legs in awhile
Rickie: omfg
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Spooky looks for a decent chubbie
Spooky: oh well my vibe will have to suffice
Sorsha: lol I don't have one
Sorsha: they don't vibe enough
Spooky: not enough?? Will a jack hammer do??
Sorsha: it might
Spooky: dayum!!
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Sorsha: I'm not quite donut shaped enough for my hole
SamanthaS: omg lol
marduk that's my quote of the day
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Sorsha: behold the power of the creamy pink taco!
Sorsha: *special sauce costs extra*
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Sorsha: toilets need to be more like pussy, expand and accomodate
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Richo: I know your inner kink :P
Sorsha: uh huh sure do ;p just wish you'd play with it more
Richo: lmao
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Richo pushes his chesticles together, letting out a large belch as he staggers to the music with all the finesse of an epileptic leper addicted to crack.
Sorsha is so turned on by richo's epileptic seizure she queefs
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Sorsha: hip hop the new term for leapfrog
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Rigel Aycliffe: my god.. getting an answer out of you is like trying to figure out the square root of something
Sorsh: it's something multiplied by the coefficient
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Sorsha: Frog... if your legs taste like chicken do you squirt chicken broth?
Sorsha: if we wear tampax do female frogs wear lily pads?
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Sorsha: fucking a pistol gives a new meaning to getting your gun off
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Sorsha: my carpet sounds like a wookie when it cums, kinda smells like one too....
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کmitty: like the kiss of death though
Sorsha Paine: I hear he's a good kisser
Sorsha Paine: takes the breath right outta ya
کmitty: lol
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Ihana: so ... "cum watch" is an activity ... not an invitation?
Sorsha: aye but do you know what cum quat is?
it's a quadruple cum fart
Ihana: ohhhh ... damn Sorsha
Sorsha: cum farts are fun when the guy is still in ya cause it's like a pussy jacuzzi for his balls
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Alura Rang masturbates to gremlin snuff films
Alexx Minotaur: **LOL**
Avenue Michigan: gremlins?
Alura Rang: yea well they got all the gizmos
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