The difference between boogers & Broccoli?...........easy..........Kids dont eat Broccoli

Happy 4th to you all.and a VERY VERY Happy 5th for ME ROFL ~Hic~

Just bought my 'bucket list' car :) MiniCooper S convertible......chili red.........6 speed shift Turbo Zoom Zoom I nick-named it 'Ticket Maker' and want the Vanity tag 'TktMkr' ROFL !!

I just tried to log on to my iphone..DAMN if it wasn't my Etch-a-sketch!

I dont take life seriously..I Know I will NEVER get out alive

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

Happy Mother's day to all you moms........ Happy 'MUTHA'S Day' to everyone else !! :-)

I smile because you are my daughter.....I Laugh because there is NOTHING you can DO about it !!

I don't take LIFE seriously.......I know I will never get out alive !

...---... MAYDAY...---...MAYDAY...---... Going...---... D O W N M.D.A. (Muff Diver's Anon.) >:-)

Sitting on a cornflake....waiting for the van to come...

FREE : to a good home....Me...1 previous owner ( deceased ) Domesticated & house broken.....Low Low maintainence..includes a life-time warranty.excellent cook. options include 3 grown & married children and 7 grandchildren. College education and now a retired Paramedic. can RE-Lo as needed.............hurry while supplies last !

Another boring Sunday in East Podunk USA I need female company !

thought I was wrong once........but I was mistaken

Wine me........Dine me...........69 me >:-)

Work Hard.Play Hard....STAY HARD

Don't get me wrong here.....'69' is my-t-fine.....however MY personal favorite is '77 ' 77??.....M hm I get 8 (ate ) more >:-)

When Life hands ME Lemons.I make a double fudge cake..sit back and laugh and let everyone try..TRY to figure out how the HELL I did THAT!!

come on now....NO COMMENTS?? whats a guy gotta do here...strip??

My personal belief...Work hard........Play hard...Stay Hard