A Dirty Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste!!!!

Wishes His Evil Twin Would Quit Getting Him In Trouble!!!!!

Is In One Of THOSE Moods.... You Know, The One That Usually Gets Me In Trouble ;)

..Couldn't Find My Halo This Morning..But To Be Perfectly Honest, I Didn't Look All That Hard..I Mean The Horns Were RIGHT There..And Are Really Much More Fun!!

Thought About You Today...... Naked...... Twice. :D

I am an Alien. I have transformed into your computer. As you are reading this I'm having sex with your finger, I know you like it 'cos your smiling!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS! you have just won today's special prize! your own brains weight in sweets...but i want to know...just what will you DO with that tic tac??? xxx

3 nuns in a convent,a nude ghost appears and waves his penis at them & says Hocus Pocus, nun says never mind the hocus... just pocus

Is thinking how much fun it would be to have sex on bubble wrap :D

Wonders...... How Do You Turn Your Neighbors Rooster Back An Hour????

Gettin My Costume Ready For 2 Nights Of Raisin A Little Hell!!!!

Thank you all for the B-Day wishes..... It was a great one!!!!

I suffer from "CDO". - It's a lot like "OCD", except the letters are in alphabetical order. - The way they're SUPPOSED to be!! ~ :)) ~

Made it home, Safe and Sound.... Now it's back to work to pay for all the fun I had...lol

headin for PHX tomorrow.

Made it to Florida.... what a LONG ass trip!!!!....Gnite Fu!!!!

What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders? A scrotum pole!

can't think of anything worse than waking up next to someone & not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead

Next Time You Go To The Pharmacy For Condoms, Ask Where The Fitting Room Is And See What They Say :)

Had an AWESOME weekend 4-wheelin outside Mt. McKinley...Vid in stash, and pics bein uploaded as we speak....