guess the person who made the zipper wanted to keep there hands busy roflo

takeing a long look at life thinking only if....i had a T bone steak right about now rofl

rate rate rate but never get a date rofl tc hagd all

word of advise if you wear dentures dont sneezzzzzzzzzzzzzz over the toilet rofl

i could use a good slap right about now

free washer hook up rofl right dont hold your breath lol

130 extra pounds looking for a good home rofl

if it wasnt for the free drinks on fubar i would never get drunk rofl

every time i push a button my mind goes blank rofl

fumafia was so slow i attacked my self 6 times rofl

helpppppppp i glued my finger to the like button

if you dont mind i dont mind

well kick me in the pants and set me on fire

i need a good slapping

lost is a state of mind now where was i

i hate speed bumps i keep tripping over them and besides why do they have them i cant walk that fast

only thing that matters is if the hat fits

thanks to all my family and friends who helped me reach disciple you are all so amazing

i understand the for the most part of a mans life men spend 198 months watching tv and only 2 months haveing sex no wounder women are frustated rofl

smile that way no ones knows what you are thinking