Always fun when you see online that the people you normally try to hang with are all out partying together at the bar you like to go to and they don't bother calling you. #fuckers

Everybody always says having spiders in your house is a good thing since they eat all the others bugs. But spiders are creepier than 99% of the bugs they eat, so is it really worth it?

Another exciting work week

"Why, cause I've been in a lab/with a pen and a pad/Trying to get this damn label off?" Dr. Dre, and the guy that invented that stuff you used to get labels and stickers off of shit.

Looking forward to cracking open a bottle or two of my homemade hard cider.

It's odd when 20 degrees feels like a beautiful spring day.

It's so cold out there I heard Morgan Freeman narrating as I marched my way to my car.

It's pretty damn hypocritical when a guy says he's totally against all homosexuality, and then he goes home and jacks off to lesbian porn

Happy New Year! Looks like nobody resolved to stop jacking off on cam.

To all my FU friends new and old, have a Happy New Year's!

Finally have New Year's plans!

About 10 hours till the New Year's hits and I STILL have no plans :(

Yay! No hangover!

Heading out

Could've really used a nap before I went out tonight.

Gonna bottle up my hard cider today.

Fun's over. Back to work tomorrow.

I wouldn't mind a little X-Mas snow, but this is getting out of hand.

Work tomorrow, off 2 days, work 2 days, off 2 days. Repeat next week.

Pretty fun Saturday.