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Dillydally's Status
Lets play : Word of the Day . Recuse-i. (verb) challenge a judge, prosecutor, or juror as unqualified to perform legal duties because of a potential conflict of interest or lack of impartiality-He was recused when he referred to the corporation as 'a bunch of villains'. This will come in handy one day ....... 🤥
Sep 11, 2019comment
Do you know I've not yet looked at an NSFW pic , on anyone . I'm fucking shy . So I put up 3 of my own lol , now I don't know what to do with them . This is very new .......
Sep 8, 2019comment
I really wanted a flame thrower when they came out , and now when I see one I'm barely impressed , think I might be jealous of you flame thrower owners , you son of a mother ....... gives a shot lol
Sep 7, 2019comment
I sent him flowers to wish him luck in his quest for love (or whatever) , now he thinks I'm a lesbian 😂 You can't make this shit up!
Sep 6, 2019comment
Blind date ........ excuse my scottish , but it was pish . He talked bollocks all night and called me 3 different names ...... so I'm dying alone ..... or with some cats 😂
Sep 4, 2019comment
I have a 'blind date' tonight ..... these always go we'll ......... don't they?! :D
Sep 2, 2019comment
Morning! Lets play :) Today's word..... Desuetude-i. (verb) a state of disuse -The docks fell into desuetude after the accident.
Aug 30, 2019comment
Have you ever had to remind yourself that you're not as stupid as you look ?! I had to google 'bath tub edge white glue' because I couldn't mind the word silicon *insert rolling eyes and a sigh* .
Aug 29, 2019comment
Todays word of the day , who's playing :) Eponym-i. (noun) a person after whom a discovery, invention, place, etc., is named or thought to be named-Because Caesar Cardini put together the first Caesar salad, he is credited with being the eponym of the dish.
Aug 28, 2019comment
Dip dip potato chip time ....... I'm gone to get my game on , goodnight and have fun :)
Aug 24, 2019comment
So many bad bitches they harassing me 😂
Aug 24, 2019comment
I've seen more penis pics here , than on porn hub 😂 I get so embarrassed , fuck knows why xXx
Aug 24, 2019comment
Tired , just in from the last working night and now I'm officially off FOR 10 BEAUTIFUL DAYS . It's so exciting ...... but first , bed :) Na'night everyone , sleep well 😊
Aug 23, 2019comment
Naked , wet and cold ........ ok not naked but I want to be . Instead I'm out in the rain ....... non naked ...... lol
Aug 22, 2019comment
Finally! Finished my commissioned Album work and have a whole week to myself :) Hope your all having a good night/day xXx
Feb 7, 2011comment
Im on my touch screen working ,so cant chat in the box . Thank you for the drinks/comments/rates/ .Hope you all have a good weekend! Oh and if you could help me out ,I need points to level;)
Feb 4, 2011comment
Its ok people ,thank you to those who commented . Im just going to take the plunge and submit it . Il rate/send drink to you all back in 5 :)
Jan 31, 2011comment
Sorry ,Im still on my touch screen computer ,and still cant chat in the box ,Il be back to normality later ,Im supposed to be working lol :D
Jan 27, 2011comment
Cant use the chat box ,sorry! Im on touch screen right now and its damn annoying :)
Jan 27, 2011comment
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