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What has the world come to?
created @ 11/2/2012 12:48 pm
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This is pretty long sorry


I have just walked to a garage to check my balance on an ATM and there was three people there, two lads and a woman.

I was listening to music ( as I always do loud) with my headphones in and one of these lads laugh at me and say;

" Ay lad why is your hair so long like?"

Me:
" why is it bothering you,if it is then it sucks to be you if something so small is bothering you."

The lad
" yeah it is kid, are you a Goth lad what are you listening to?"

Me:
" no I'm not. I like all kinds of music besides pop music as it is shit, and for your information I'm listening to CHOPIN - Nocturnal in C sharp."

The lad:
" arrrr kid that sounds like Goth music, you are a goth lad!"

Me:
" Are you taking the piss or do you just that stupid that you don't know anything else than music that you listen to caked off your face?"

The woman laughs at him (I guess she knew what I was listening to)

The Lad:
" narr lid I listen to good music kid to smoke weed to and bang Goths."

Me:
" I'm sure your parents are proud of you now Run along and play with your coke and weed and let me do what I gotta do."

The lads:
" WHAT KIDDA! WE'LL BANG YOU KID!"

At this moment I was checking my balance, I felt someone touch the back of my head, I think he tried to punch me. So I turned around and they were laughing.

poor guy I only turned around and punched him square in the nose and sent him flying, his mate didn't do anything, I just looked at him and said

" would you like to eat the path to or do have enough sense to pick up this degenerate of a human and get him seen to?"

After they stumbled away the woman came up to me and shook my hand and
told me that there should be more people like me


What has the world come to? now people my age don't even know what real music sounds like? have we really evolved through the hundreds of years or are some of the human race just not even evolved at all?
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