I'm just a regular guy. I prefer to take things nice and easy. I hate drama. I am at the top of the food chain. Dont need problems here that can eat me.

I don't dance. I love Rollos cold. I love the outdoors, but I don't want to scale a cliff, ride for miles on a bike, or pitch a tent. I think a well timed fart is funny. I enjoy '80s music much more now than I did then. Dr. Pepper is in my DNA. I've never had bad sex, however I know women that have. ; ) I'm not superstitious. I don't believe in the "power" of rainbows, unicorns, or fairies. (Well, except for the tooth fairy.) Why in the hell do people want to look like a vampire? If I find a bag of money, you can bet your sweet ass I'm going to keep it. I hold doors open for women and the elderly. I don't worry about the environment, but I don't litter. If you believe in God and you believe that we as humans can destroy what God made, you are missing something. I have no desire to eat at a place that gives me a slice of meat and a piece of lettuce and call it fine dining. I don't give a damn if I ever see Paris, but I want to see everything that is worth seeing in this country. I will only ride metal roller coasters. I like alot of pillows on my bed. I once had hair down to the middle of my back. I love both dogs and cats, but I am damn near scared to death of snakes, spiders, and cows. Yeah, cows! Too damn big to be that stupid, and the way they just stare.......One day the cows shall rise up. I spend far too much time wondering if I will live long enough to truly get old.

I have one son, Alex. He is 9. He seems to like me. I have no idea what I'm really doing with him. I would love to see him grow up to be a football star, but even if he was to be a ballet dancer I would be just fine.

I like sports. I should say love sports, but really I only love football. Football is the only game I will actually make time for.

If you add me to your friend list I'm not going to be that guy that leaves you the huge ass,sparkling, have a nice hump day while you see these two people about to have the kind of sex that is usually seen only in the movies comments. That isn't me.