You have a sexual IQ of 156
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Andys' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never
cried. Ever.
Andy does not sleep. He waits.
Andy is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and
Order are trademarked names for his left and right
legs.
The chief export of Andy is pain.
If you can see Andy, he can see you. If you
can't see Andy, you may be only seconds away
from death.
Andy has counted to infinity. Twice.
Andy does not hunt because the word hunting
implies the probability of failure. Andy goes
killing.
Andy doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels
them.
Andy is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do
with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of
World Records it notes that all world records are held
by Andy, and those listed in the book are
simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
There is no chin behind Andy' beard. There is
only another fist.
Andy once roundhouse kicked someone so hard
that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in
time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying
over thePacific Ocean.
Crop circles are Andy' way of telling the
world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Andy is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons,
breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a
shotgun blast standing.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep
Andy out. It failed miserably.
If you ask Andy what time it is, he always
says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds
'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Andy drives an ice cream truck covered in
human skulls.
Andy sold his soul to the devil for his rugged
good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Andy
roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his
soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't
stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the
month.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of
creatures Andy allows to live.
Andy once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his
waitress.
Andy is the only man to ever defeat a brick
wall in a game of tennis.
Andy doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks
the cows and the butter comes straight out.
When Andy sends in his taxes, he sends blank
forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched
and ready to attack. Andy has not had to pay
taxes ever.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Andys' fist.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this
spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact
a warning, that the spot belongs to Andy and
that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Andy will attain statehood in 2009. His state
flower will be the Sunflower.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Andy
jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Andy originally appeared in the "Street
Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta
Testers because every button caused him to do a
roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Andy
replied, "That's no glitch."
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan"
is loosely based on games of dodge ball Andy
played in second grade.
Andy once shot down a German fighter plane
with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Andy once bet NASA he could survive re-entry
without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Andy
re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking
over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000
degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a
meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Andy has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Someone once tried to tell Andy that
roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst
mistake anyone has ever made.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a
democracy, it is a Andytatorship.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story:
Andy once swallowed a turtle whole, and when
he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and
had learned karate.
Andy is not hung like a horse... horses are
hung like Andy
Andy is the only human being to display the
Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know
both exactly where and how quickly he will
roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Andy can drink an entire gallon of milk in
forty-seven seconds.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Andy
instead decided to punch his way out of his
mother’s womb.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Andy.
Andy discovered a new theory of relativity
involving multiple universes in which Andy is
even more badass than in this one. When it was
discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Andy
roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know
Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
The Andy military unit was not used in the
game Civilization 4, because a single Andy
could defeat the entire combined nations of the world
in one turn.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects
Andy could use to kill you, including the room
itself.
Andy does not teabag the ladies. He
potato-sacks them.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British
soldiers from the American Revolution who entered
space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to
the face.
When Andy goes to donate blood, he declines
the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a
bucket.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Andy.
Andy once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who
has more testicles?" contest. Andy won by 5.
Andy was the fourth wise man, who gave baby
Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him
until he died. The other three wise men were enraged
by the preference that Jesus showed to Andy's gift,
and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All
three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick
related injuries.
Andy sheds his skin twice a year.
When Andy calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get
charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Andy once ate a whole cake before his friends
could tell him there was a stripper in it.
There are no races, only countries of people Andy
has beaten to different shades of black and
blue.
Andy can't finish a "color by numbers" because
his markers are filled with the blood of his victims.
Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
An Andy-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the
preferred method of execution in 16 states.
When Andy falls in water, Andy doesn't
get wet. Water gets Andy.
Andy's urine was the main ingredient for
balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Andy is
actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off
during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1 Andy Roundhouse Kick.
Andy’ house has no doors, only walls that he
walks through.
When Andy has sex with a man, it won't be
because he is gay. It will be because he has run out
of women.
Andy doesn't actually write books, the words
assemble themselves out of fear.
In honor of Andy, all McDonald's in Texas have
an even larger size than the super-size. When
ordering, just ask to be "Andysized".
Andy CAN believe it's not butter.
If tapped, a Andy roundhouse kick could power
the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless
Andy has been there. In that case the grass is
most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that
for each action, there is an equal and opposite
reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a
Andy roundhouse kick.
Andy invented his own type of karate. It's
called Andy-Will-Kill.
While urinating, Andy is easily capable of
welding titanium.
Andy once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook
company when it became apparent that their account of
the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his
autobiography.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its
hide. When Andy kills a ninja, he uses every
part.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than
20,000 women in his lifetime. Andy calls this
"a slow Tuesday."
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough
Andy to go around.
Andy doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the
face.
The only thing that can cut Andy is Andy.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right
one. For Andy, each testicle is larger than
the other one.
When taking the SAT, write "Andy" for every
answer. You will score a 1600.
Andy invented black. In fact, he invented the
entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom
Cruise invented pink.
When you're Andy, anything + anything is equal
to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Andy has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding
only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a
2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the
game UNO.
On his birthday, Andy randomly selects one
lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Nobody does it like Sara Lee. Except Andy.
Andy doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Andy throws down!
In the beginning there was nothing...then Andy
Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said
"Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Andy has 12 moons. One of those moons is the
Earth.
Andy grinds his coffee with his teeth and
boils the water with his own rage.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary
dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as
"one who has encountered Andy"
Andy ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got
one.
Andy and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was
instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot
be contained in one building.
If you Google search "Andy getting his ass
kicked" you will generate zero results. It just
doesn't happen.
Andy doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down
one pin and the other nine faint.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting
people on an island with Andy. there were no
survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Andy brings the noise AND the funk.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then
you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream
of death then Andy will find you and kill you.
Andy can slam a revolving door.
When Andy is in a crowded area, he doesn't
walk around people. He walks through them.
James Cameron wanted Andy to play the
Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that
would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he
went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Andy can touch MC Hammer.
Little known medical fact: Andy invented the
Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way
out of his mother’s womb.
Andy can divide by zero.
