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| | Harle Davidson |
| created @ 04/18/2008 01:55 am |
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Harley Davidson
Arthur (Harley)Davidson, died and went to
heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a
good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can
hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a
minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took
Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur
and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson
motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."
God said, "Well,
what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise
and pollution and can't run without a road?"
Arthur was apparently
embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of
woman?"
God said, "Yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to
professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1.
There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
2. It chatters
constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble
too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And
the maintenance costs are enormous!"
"Hmmm, you have some good points
there," replied God, "hold on." God went to His Celestial super computer, typed
in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of
paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is
flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are
riding my invention than yours."
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