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| | The Buttons |
| created @ 04/11/2008 02:01 pm |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had
made several attempts to get into the men's restroom,
but it had always been
occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said " You may
use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the
buttons on the
wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the
buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by
letters: WW , WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would
know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist. He pushed WW, warm water was
sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater
pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently
drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large
powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this
unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is
tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its
pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme
ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed,
and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he
exclaimed.
"The last thing I remember was pushing
the ATR button."
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover.
Your penis is under your pillow."
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