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Medicare VS Private Insurance
created @ 06/15/2009 11:35 pm
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Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies.

A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put
on their medical gowns
while they wait for the doctor.

A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under
one man's gown and begins
to masturbate him.

Shocked, he says, "What the hell are you doing?" To
which she replies,

"We have to vacate the sperm from your system to
have a clean procedure."

Not wanting to cause a problem, the man relaxes and
enjoys it as she
completes her task.

The second man watches all of this and by the time
the nurse turns to him,
he is quite ready for his turn.

To his surprise, she drops to her knees, opens her
lips and begins to give
him a blow job.

The first man says, "Hey, what is this? Why is it
that I get a hand job and
he gets a blow job?"


The nurse says, "That, my dear sir, is the
difference between Medicare
and private insurance



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