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| | Rules of Life |
| created @ 03/10/2010 09:52 am |
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Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
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> Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect
> you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
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> Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't
> be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
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> Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
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> Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had
> a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
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> Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about
> your mistakes, learn from them.
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> Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are
> now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and
> listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you
> save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try
> delousing the closet in your own room.
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> Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS
> NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give
> you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the
> slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
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> Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters.. You don't get summers off and
> very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on
> your own time.
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> Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to
> leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
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> Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
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