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The Pregnant Blonde
created @ 10/12/2008 08:40 pm
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> The Pregnant Blonde
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> The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came
> running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I
> didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I
> thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up
> and down along with her.
> She said, 'I have some really great
> news!'
> I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so
> happy.
> She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all
the
> jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew
> she'd been trying for a while so I told her,
> 'That's great I couldn't be happier for
> you!'
> Then she said, 'There's more'
> I asked, What do you mean there's more.
> She said, 'Well, we are not having
> just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!'
> Amazed at how she could know so soon after
> getting pregnant,
> I asked her how she knew. She said....
> (You're going to love this!)
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> 'Well, that was the easy part. I went to
> Sam's Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit
> in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out
positive!



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