No matter how you slice it, it's still baloney.
simple enough
There was a young fellow named Bliss
Whose sex life was strangely amiss,
For even with Venus
His recalcitrant penis
Would never do better than
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Jokes
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was much easier to talk her into staying over.
Why is it a mistake to date a necrophiliac?
He just wants you for your body.
I think you've been punished enough. :)