| MuMMs are polls which allow the fubar community to help you make up your mind! |
Please, no adult or inappropriate content! |
|
| | Two Old Men |
| created @ 10/20/2008 07:14 pm |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
|
| |
|
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO
HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT
THE LOCAL BROTHEL.
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO
HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL
IN EACH BED.
THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON
THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.' THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS
TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, 'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY
GIRL WAS DEAD!' 'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL ,
SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'
HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.' 'A
WITCH ??.
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO
HER,KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE
FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!' |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Copyright © 2024 Social Concepts, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Patent Pending.
mum.php' rendered in 0.0342 seconds on machine '193'.
