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Vibrator
created @ 11/13/2008 07:11 pm
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> As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom

> door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from

> within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter

> with a vibrator.

> Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you

> doing?'

> The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years

> old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as

> I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and

> leave me alone.'

> The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz

> coming from the other side of the closed bedroom

> door. Upon entering the room, he observed his

> daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

> To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter

said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this;

> thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a

> husband. Please, go away and leave me alone...'

> A couple days later, the wife came home from a

> shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen

> counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,

> of all places, the living room. She entered that

> area and observed her husband sitting on the couch,

> downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.

> The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing

> like crazy

> The wife asked: 'What the f@!* are you doing?'

> The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my

> son-in-law.
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