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| | diary of a blonde |
| created @ 03/14/2009 02:03 pm |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
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January: Took the scarf I just bought back to store because it was too tight.
February: Fired from pharmacy for failing to print labels on prescription bottles. Hello! The bottles don't fit in the typewriter!
March: Am really excited I finished a jigsaw puzzle in just six months, but the box said two to four years!
April: Trapped on escalator for HOURS! The power went out.
May: Tried to make Kool-aid but the instructions were wrong, eight cups of water will not fit in those tiny packets.
June: Tried to water-ski, but I could not find any lakes with slopes!
July: I lost the breast stroke swimming contest. I learned later the other contestants cheated! They used their arms!
August: I locked my keys in the car in the rainstorm, worse yet the car was swamped the soft top was down!
September: The capital of California is 'C' right?
October: I hate smarties, they are so hard to peel!
November: My turkey didn't turn out well! I baked it for four and a half days, the instructions said an hour a pound, I weighed myself carefully and everything!
December: How is someone supposed to dial 9-11, where is the 11 button on the phone? |
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